Aim Low: Quit Often, Expect the Worst, and Other Good Advice by Dave Dunseath PDF

By Dave Dunseath

Imagine place of work house is the best motion picture ever? Worship on the ft of Jon Stewart? are looking to learn a humor publication that's really humorous? objective Low is for you.

Funny, cynical, good written, snarky, name it what you want–but there are literally thousands of those who will establish with the message in goal Low. writer Dave Dunseath says target Low is if you happen to have been invited to life's sizeable ceremonial dinner and ended up operating on the drive–thru. a great gift publication and a first–rate humor ebook, target Low additionally bargains such pearls–okay, morsels–okay, crumbs of wisdom–as:

-Hope is a crutch. Crutches are just reliable for purchasing issues: striking parking on the mall and sympathy dates with scorching chicks. in a different way, they'll simply sluggish you down.

-You can't be a failure in case you have no wish of winning.

-Whoever stated not anything is straightforward hasn't ever attempted quitting.

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It generally got him into trouble instead. Ponder had let that go, because he now saw it as his mission in life to stoke the fires that kept Mustrum Ridcully bubbling and made the university a happy place. As a dog reflects the mood of its owner, so a university reflects its Archchancellor. All he could do now, as the university’s sole self-confessed entirely sensible person, was to steer things as best he could, keep away from squalls involving the person previously known as the Dean, and find ways of keeping the Archchancellor too occupied to get under Ponder’s feet.

It was an example to everyone, a light that never failed, a flame in the dark, a beacon of tradition. And Unseen University took tradition very seriously, at least when it remembered to. ’ And then all hell eventuated. A…creature plunged out of the gloom. There is a phrase ‘neither flesh nor fowl nor good red herring’. This thing was all of them, plus some other bits of beasts unknown to science or nightmare or even kebab. There was certainly some red, and a lot of flapping, and Nutt was sure he caught a glimpse of an enormous sandal, but there were the mad, rolling, bouncing eyes, the huge yellow and red beak and then the thing disappeared down another gloomy corridor, incessantly making that flat honking noise of the sort duck hunters make just before they are shot by other duck hunters.

Oh, why had he, why had he left the vats? It was nice and uncomplicated down there, and quiet, too, when Concrete hadn’t been on the ferrous oxide. ‘It doesn’t work like that. You’re not a zombie, are you? I know they do their best, and none of us can help how we die, but I’m not having all that trouble again. Anyone might get their finger in the soup, but rolling around in the bottom of the bowl? ’ ‘I am alive, miss,’ said Nutt helplessly. ’ He hesitated as he said it. It sounded like a lie. ‘I thought goblins had horns,’ said Glenda.

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