By Daniel R. Butler
From the hit syndicated tv convey come 2 hundred tales of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers—all the crimes are precise, however the names were replaced to guard the silly!
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Junior found some nice chicken salad and a loaf of bread, a few carrot sticks, some potato chips, and some chocolate milk. Hey, may as well put it on a tray, kick back, and catch a little TV. So that’s just what Junior did. He carried the tray to the nightstand next to the bed, climbed in, clicked on the tube, and ate his lunch. But after all that hard work and that good meal, the bed was just too comfortable. The sandman came a-callin’ on Junior, and soon he was out like a light. Meanwhile, Loretta Davin had arrived at her office and learned that her business trip had been postponed.
But the dog was relentless. Over and over it pointed its nose toward the tourist and kept sniffing and whining and sniffing. It was almost as though the dog itself was puzzled. The officer finally conceded that something was awry. “I’m sorry, sir,” he told the rotund tourist. ” It was a task that neither man was looking forward to. But it had to be done. Once inside the room, the tourist was ordered to disrobe, and a complete body search was initiated. It was then that a plastic bag containing eleven ounces of a white powdery substance was discovered—discreetly hidden amid the many folds of the man’s tremendous stomach!
So that’s just what Junior did. He carried the tray to the nightstand next to the bed, climbed in, clicked on the tube, and ate his lunch. But after all that hard work and that good meal, the bed was just too comfortable. The sandman came a-callin’ on Junior, and soon he was out like a light. Meanwhile, Loretta Davin had arrived at her office and learned that her business trip had been postponed. After being gone only three hours instead of three days, she returned home to find her side door broken open.