By Sharan Khan
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One of many nice derisive monuments to the imbecilities of the vacationer adventure, Mark Twain's (1835-1910) account of his travel with a bunch of fellow american citizens round the points of interest of Europe is either hilarious and touching, Twain's exasperation and dismay on the phoney and exploitative being matched by means of his pleasure and enjoyment within the surely appealing.
Sentant venir sa mort prochaine, le mage Tambour Billette organise le legs de ses pouvoirs, de son bourdon, de son fonds de trade. Nous sommes sur le Disque-monde (Vous y êtes ? Nous y sommes. ) l. a. succession s’y opère de huitième fils en huitième fils. Logique. Ainsi procède le mage.
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Backyard gnomes should be small, yet their difficulties are usually very tremendous. they've got matters with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. they honestly take pleasure in romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, yet they've got significant matters with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and via all of it they specifically love one specific factor.
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. 72. m. today. 73. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 74. Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head. 75. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job. 76. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 77. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough. 78. Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
Joke 60: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. Joke 61: Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant. Joke 62: Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied. Joke 63: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning. Joke 5: Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away* Joke 6: Something To Do When You're Bored: 1. Catch a fly. 2. Put it in the freezer. 3. Wait 10 minutes. 4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead. 5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string. 6. Tie it around the fly.