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By Dave Barry

If you happen to like to chuckle, for those who love your nation, while you are unaware that "the 6th modification states that when you are accused of a criminal offense, you could have definitely the right to an ordeal sooner than a jury of individuals too silly to get out of jury duty," Dave Barry Slept this is the publication for you. each momentous occasion and an important circulate is roofed, including:

The Birthing Contractions of a country
Kicking a few British Butt
The Forging of a big, Wasteful forms
The Civil conflict: A state Pokes Itself within the Eyeball
The Fifties: Peace, Prosperity, mind demise
The Reagan-Bush Years: drowsing towards Glory
And even more!

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